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Gimmick Name: Mr. Last Friday Night
Announced As: That effin' guy.
Height: 5ft 8
Weight: 173 pounds
Hometown: Basingstoke, England.
Billed From: Hazy jagerbomb-induced memories
Alignment: Utter cunt
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Introducing first from the bar you don't remember being in. Weighing in at 173 pounds, he knows what you did last Friday. Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Last Friday Night!
Appearance:
Medium brown hair Hair - Colour/Length
Brown eyes - Eye Colour
Wiry brick red beard - Facial Hair
Topless, Skinny jeans, black shoes, - Ring attire
City-themed tanktop and red armband on right arm. The rest same as ring attire. - Backstage Attire
Creepy smile, eyes that follow you round the room, many partying/dancing related injuries - Physical Features
Pizza tattoo on right arm. YOLO tattoo on left arm. Dragon tattoo on back. - Tattoos:
Sample Pic of Wrestler:
Main Gimmick: You got drunk a few Fridays and went out with work. You don't remember giving this guy your Facebook in the early hours of the morning but he does, and he remembers every embarrassing thing you did. He likes to remind you and even though you thought you made it obvious that you didn't want to talk to him, he keeps messaging you. Somehow he seems to know not only what you did on that night, but embarrassing things you've done on nights out for years. Pretty soon, it isn't just nights out.
He remembers that time you told your first crush in secondary school you liked her when you were alone and made it very awkward and you carried on trying to be friends but it was too awkward and you drifted apart and met some time and weren't sure whether to say hi or not, but you did and you're pretty sure you both regretted it. He remembers the drunk messages you sent. He remembers when you were in Biology and mistakenly said orgasm instead of organism when answering a question. You try to delete him off Facebook but it doesn't work. You give up and block him instead.
Well. You went out again after a tough week and lo and behold, he was there. What awaits is the most awkward couple of hours in Friday night/Saturday morning history. You don't want to live to see Saturday afternoon when he invites you to his cousins BBQ. You did agree to go. Or did you? He says you did. Of course you don't remember. It's plausible though but you say you forgot it was you Aunt's birthday. It's awkward again. It will always be awkward.
2 Characteristics of Gimmick: - The worst dress sense of any anything of all the times.
- Infinite knowledge of people's embarrassing moments and the willingness to divulge to the least appropriate audiences. Sexual history in front of parents, etc.
Brief Bio/History: It is unclear whether he was born of whether he slipped through the steady fissure in reality that was formed by teenage boys being caught *********ing by parents. He inhabits a realm where he can be found only when you least want to see him.
Entrance Music: [YOUTUBE]5hARDXYz2io[/YOUTUBE]
Entrance Description: He walks up to the stage, hands clasped above his head, shaking vigorously as if he's won a trophy. He walks down to the ring insisting on shaking the hands of everybody on the front row before stumbling awkwardly into the ring and standing there grinning inanely with his hands on his hips.
Fighting Style: Mostly slapping, Chinese burns and knuckle sandwiches coupled with accurate and historically-informed verbal abuse.
Previous Injuries/Character Psyche: Ignorant of reality, believes all to be friends and near-constantly trying to start parties in his mother's one-bedroom house. Has cuts and scrapes from falling over/being pushed over on nights about the town.
Finishing Moves (2 max): (Being informed that you frequently act like a dick - B.I.T.Y.F.A.L.A.D) - Punt kick intended for the groin that usually lands on the knee or shin.
The intricate and detailed recant of a crippling emotional memory you'd long since forgotten about.
Signature Moves (3 max):
- Slap fight
- Run away screaming.
12 Most Used Moves:
- Wrist lock
- Wrist watch
- Hammer lock
- Hammer throw
- Dad dancing
- Getting on the podium
- Standing outside your house at night
- Cartwheel
- Cross body
- Shuffling
- Twerking
- 720 somersault Phoenix splash.