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The weirdest Christmas-themed sex toys ever created from candy cane lube to mistletoe condoms

Written by Marcus Reynolds — 0 Views

CHRISTMAS has a whole host of recognisable characters from elves to reindeer - and Santa himself.

But it seems the wholesome, family-friendly image of Christmas has been given an adult makeover.

 Glass isn't usually the material of choice for sex toys

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Glass isn't usually the material of choice for sex toys
  • Candy Cane Glass Sex Toy, Adam & Eve, £33.08 – buy now

From lube to condoms and g-strings to vibratorw, it seems every inch of the sex toy market has been given a festive twist.

Candy canes appear to be Christmas object of choice to be turned into vibrators.

And it's also a favourite for a lube flavour - although Christmas pudding didn't make the cut.

There's also a Christmas cracker filled with naughty treats, so just make sure you don't put them on the dinner table by mistake.

 This set comes with a vibrating 'surprise'

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This set comes with a vibrating 'surprise'
  • Tingle Gel And Gift, Adam & Eve, £10.72 – buy now
 Even the bottle is striped for this festive lube which is 'great tasting'

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Even the bottle is striped for this festive lube which is 'great tasting'
  • Candy Cane Lube, ASP, £4 – buy now
 This dildo is waterproof so it's perfect for winter weather

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This dildo is waterproof so it's perfect for winter weather
  • Candy Cane Waterproof Vibrator, Adam & Eve, £14.04 – buy now
 This item puts a lot of faith in the power of mistletoe

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This item puts a lot of faith in the power of mistletoe
  • Adult Mistletoe, Sensual Direct, £1.84 – buy now
     This lot would make a change from the traditional cracker gifts

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    This lot would make a change from the traditional cracker gifts
  • Christmas Sex Crackers, Groupon, £15.99 – buy now
 Christmas sex toys definitely capitalise on shapes

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Christmas sex toys definitely capitalise on shapes
  • Christmas sheath condom, Undercover Condoms, £0.55 – buy now
 You could probably decorate your tree with these and no one would notice

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You could probably decorate your tree with these and no one would notice
  • Gold Jiggle Balls, LoveHoney, £5 – buy now
     You'll never look at an elf in the same way again

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    You'll never look at an elf in the same way again
  • Fantasy Elf Vibrator, Groupon, £23.69 – buy now
 Rudolph has been given a new lease of life

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Rudolph has been given a new lease of life
  • Reindeer G-string, Amazon, £1.99 – buy now

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