Kids share their hilarious life goals
SCHOOL children have revealed their future life goals – and their ambitions are hilarious.
From the kid who boldly declared he wants to “rule the world” to the youngster who hopes to grow into a potato, their answers are guaranteed to leave you in stitches.
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Bored Panda compiled a list of the funniest aspirations, some of which might have you reassessing your own dreams.
A little boy called Chris said he wants to be American basketball player Michael Jordan when he’s older.
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But in order to fulfil this goal he realises he needs to “get bigger”, “shave my head” and “be black”.
One girl appeared to give a rather candid insight into her home life after revealing she wants to "be like mummy” - alongside a crayon drawing of what looks like men throwing money at a stripper.
The shocked mum later revealed the picture is actually supposed to depict people paying her for gardening work.
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Thinking outside the usual career professions, one child said they want to “be a mailbox”, another hopes to morph into “a dog”, one youngster wants to become a “potato” and another has aspirations to become "a hat".
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As well as “getting a girlfriend” and “kissing her”, one little boy ambitiously revealed he wants to “rule the world”.
Another student had slightly more achievable dreams, writing in her textbook: “When I grow up. I am seven. I want to be eight.”
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Clearly caught up in the Game of Thrones mania, one pupil hopes to become a dragon breeder in the future.
Meanwhile, a lad called Albert hopes to “stay at home and do nothing”.
